French joke

31 January 2006 @ 21:05
my mood

Off of a French candy wrapper:

Un petit vieux de 95 ans. Un journaliste venu l'interroger:
- "H� bien, mon brave monsieur, quel est le secret de votre long�vit�?"
- "J'ai une vie bien r�gl�e, moi monsieur. Le matin, � 6 h 00, je fais pipi. Vers 06 h 30, je fais caca."
- "Ha bon? et ensuite?"
- "Ben ensuite... je me l�ve.

And my terrible translation:

A small 95 year old man. A journalist came to interview him.
- "Well, my brave man, what's the secret behind your long life?"
- "I have a well regulated life, my friend. Every morning, at 6 o'clock, I go wee-wee. Then at 6:30 I go poo."
- "Ah really? And then?"
- "And then... I wake up."

Classic.
--Annie

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