You want the tree? Put it up yourself. Decorate it yourself.
It's 10 feet tall, is way too heavy for one person to drag into the house, and you need a ladder to do the top portion. Also, you need to rearrange all of the furniture so you have a place to put it. In short, it's a pain.
You want it up because its all Christmasy and you have this obsession with seeing presents under this huge tree in our living room. You haven't dealt with a tree for several years, and never since we moved to this house and bought this gigantic plastic and metal thing that represents a tree.
It's really annoying.
What's worse is when you ask me to do it during finals week. Uh, get a clue???
Annoyed.
--Annie