Dear roommates,
Even if I am truly the messiest person that you've ever lived with, please don't dump everything on my bed. Especially when you know that it will be the absolute first thing I see when I come home from work.
And yes, when I left for the gym this evening, I did leave my dirty clothes on the floor. Just to spite you.
Either follow up on your offers to help, or bug off. But don't dump stuff on my bed.
--Annie