Just because I had to share. Background information: Clayton and I, once upon a very long time ago, dated. He was very antismoking, antidrinking, anti... well, clean-cut would be the term, I guess.
Clay: Kuwait, huh?
Annie: yes yes
Clay: I just got up. And this is early for me.
Annie: I know. I've had lunch already
Clay: And on saturday, I was extremely drunk
Annie: you drank?
Clay: I get that reaction a lot...
Priceless.
--Annie