Annie: I understand French
Annie: it's scary
Clay: umm...
Clay: aren't you halfway to being a french major?
Annie: yeah
Clay: well, then, why's that scary?
Annie: because I wasn't expecting it
Annie: it was like the Spanish Inquisition
Annie: or something
Clay: no one expects the spanish inquisition.
Annie: exactly!
That is all. Carry on, soldier.
--Annie