lost shoes!

21 June 2005 @ 02:17
my mood

How to get a "Parade Starched" uniform

  1. Buy a can of ironing starch. Brand doesn't matter.
  2. Locate uniform.
  3. Hang uniform in shower, off of the rod.
  4. Open can of starch.
  5. Shake before spraying.
  6. Spray upper and lower part of uniform until both parts are damp.
  7. Repeat until can is empty.
  8. Iron carefully.
  9. Dress and present yourself for inspection.

In other news, I still haven't found my Class A shoes, and I just realized that I stripped the shoe polish off of the wrong pair of boots. Boy, do I feel stupid!

Yes, I'm still tired.

The end. For real.
--Annie

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