letters to random people

15 February 2005 @ 22:57
my mood

To all the crazies that just had to come into the store today:

I realize that craziness and grumpiness and plain out meanness is not something you can always stop yourself from being/doing.

But you can do the rest of the world a favor.

STAY HOME.

Thank you,
--your frustrated cashier

To the woman from a restaurant who keeps leaving me voice mails:

I am not the person you think you are calling. I realize that I do not have my name in my voice mail greeting. But wouldn't you have figured it out by now that you have the wrong number when I don't come in to pick up a shift?

And could I come in and pick up a shift or two even though I have absolutely no waitressing experience? I could really use the cash.

Confused but curious,
--not the waitress that you're desperately trying to reach

Medic Mike:

Dude. If you want me to visit you over Spring Break, I need to know if it's okay. Like, uh, NOW. Because some of us have to beg for time off.

Get your ass in gear,
--dreaming of a road trip

Mail-order pharmacy:

Why in the world do you cover Viagra but not the pill? Why do I have to be taking the pill for noncontreceptive reasons for you nitwits to cover it? Isn't it cheaper to pay for my pills than it is to pay for a baby?

It was so much easier to go to Planned Parenthood.

Disgruntled,
--on the pill (for noncontraceptive reasons)

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