Mom: "I want to ask you a question, and please don't take offense to this. It seems this thing you have with Molly is more than just friendship."
Me: "Mom, I'm not a lesbian."
Mom: "What about her?"
Me: "Nope."
Mom: "How did you know I was going to ask you that question? Not that there's anything wrong with that."
Me: "If you've asked me before, I figured you'd ask me again."
Parents are strange beings.
--Annie