the question

May 24, 2003 @ 12:24 pm
my mood

Mom: "I want to ask you a question, and please don't take offense to this. It seems this thing you have with Molly is more than just friendship."

Me: "Mom, I'm not a lesbian."

Mom: "What about her?"

Me: "Nope."

Mom: "How did you know I was going to ask you that question? Not that there's anything wrong with that."

Me: "If you've asked me before, I figured you'd ask me again."

Parents are strange beings.
--Annie

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